Jan. 17th

This is the fourth day of being crampy. I had to wake Marcus up the other night because my cramps were so intense. Why am I not bleeding yet? It's like this period will last me 10 days at the rate it's going now. I should probably just go pee on a stick so I know with a certainty that I'm not pregnant, while I wait to bleed. I mean, that one time...my app said I was barely fertile. There's no way I would be pregnant. 

*reads box*

Okay, so it takes 3 minutes for it to read your pee. And today is the day I would be starting my period so even if it's negative, I should take another one in a few days to double check.

*pees. Looks at the test, already says I'm pregnant*

Holy crap! I'm a fertile myrtle! What have I done?!?! Wow. I can't believe it! Yay! Holy Shi. I'm freaking out. How should I tell Marcus? What could I do? As if I could wait all day to tell him! 

*grabs phone*