Easter Candy

I went to Target to buy a lot of things I don't need. 

When I was checking out, the cashier said, "So are you going to eat all of this chocolate while you do your yoga?"

She didn't read that it said pregnancy on it. 

"Yep!"

"Well, that's one way to do it,"she replied. 

"It's not like I'm trying to lose weight."

"I wish I had that problem."

"I'm pregnant..."

.....

"So I'm going to eat all of the chocolate that I want."

"I'm still trying to lose my baby weight."

And that was the end of that conversation. Am I the only one that frequently has these kinds of moments? No wonder I stay away from humankind. 

Just let me fly to Utah! Let me eat my chocolate! Let me spend a Saturday in bed without telling me I'm lazy! Let me eat my processed food! 

Woo, hormones. They're a beast.